working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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