Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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