i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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