i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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