oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Randomize
