Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Randomize
