ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Houston, we have a squirter
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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