I need help removing her.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
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Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
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I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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