The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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