My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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