it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
try lime green
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.