I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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