I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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