Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
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I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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