I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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