I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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