I think I am morally bankrupt
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
My orgasm happened in two different decades
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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