So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she told me i tasted like america
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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