That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
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I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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