And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
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Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?