We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
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We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He called his prostate his "boner button".
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
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We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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