she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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