**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
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He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
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obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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