he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
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wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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