So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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