So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
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He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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