what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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