why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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