***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
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