WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
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the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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