my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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