fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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