Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
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What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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