I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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