there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Randomize
