So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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