operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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