went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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