dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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