I'm going to jail i love you
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
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You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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