Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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