69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I pour the whiskey from now on
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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