i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
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Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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