He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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