Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
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How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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