Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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