And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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