if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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