Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
where are my eyebrows?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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