anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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