Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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