bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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