I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
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I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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