There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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