I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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