The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Cover your peen. We're going out.