just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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