Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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