why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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